I don't know if it would kill you.
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Yeah, or if it hit you in the head it probably would...hmmmm
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Well, I spit off the Empire State Building once.
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Yeah.
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Because I heard someone scream "Heyyyy!!!"
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Yes I could! Wind carries sound up.
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That's not bullshit. Its science.
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Yeah, weird.
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Oh yeah, she was soooooo hot. But those two other guys were SO LAME!
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Vanessa Angel?
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Yep, that is her. Google is rad!
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Armadillos
Of course it's a mammal, it's warm blooded, and it has hair.
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It doesn't matter that its skin is scaly.
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Yes, but they were ALL cold-blooded. ALL OF THEM.
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Yes, even the ones that could fly.
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No, there were other animals besides dinosaurs.
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That's because all your information comes from Highlights magazine.
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So...you're an idiot.
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She has nothing to do with this.
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It doesn't matter that its skin is scaly.
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Yes, but they were ALL cold-blooded. ALL OF THEM.
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Yes, even the ones that could fly.
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No, there were other animals besides dinosaurs.
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That's because all your information comes from Highlights magazine.
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So...you're an idiot.
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She has nothing to do with this.
What are the odds?
What number am I thinking of?
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Between 1 and 2,000,000...
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Really?
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1?
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You choose 1?
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Of all the numbers in all of the universe, you're picking 1...seriously?
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Lucky guess.
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Sure, anything you want.
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Between 1 and 2,000,000...
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Really?
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1?
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You choose 1?
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Of all the numbers in all of the universe, you're picking 1...seriously?
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Lucky guess.
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Sure, anything you want.
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